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All Systems Are Functional
OKAAAAAAYYY!!!
"Are you the police?" "No, Ma'am"
"Do you know what a turtle is?"
"Aahahaha... Oh that thing?"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"
"What are you doing? you know I have a restraining order against you!"
"'Scuse me while I whip this out" (scream)
"Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skulduggery ahead!"
"Someday you just can't get rid of a bomb"
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
"What seems to be the problem?" "Death"
"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll" "Bring The Noise."
"Alright boys. Prepare to be dazzled"
"It's full of Stars"
"My safe word will be whiskey."
"Sorry, Rod. What was that?"
"Whiskey."
"Don't you mean whiskey?"
"What?"
"You're saying it weird."
"Saying what weird?"
"All of it."
"Where do you get off?"
"I just don't get why you're saying it that way."
"Why I'm saying what what way?"
"Forget it."
"I will. I will forget it."
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TECHNOLOGIC, TECHNOLOGIC, TECHNOLOGIC (x2)
now (openyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindup)
I go hard in the big booty paint drank
ok, ok, big booty paint drank
(openyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupand)
TINY PANTS, TINY PANTS
(openyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindup)
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Vocoded)
(Sweet Sax)
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T BE WHO YOU WANTED!
YOU AREN'T WHO YOU USED TO BE!
YEEEAAAAAHHHHGGGGGG!!!
I go hard in the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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That's not a word!
What are you a dictionary?
Ha ha ha ha.. Ah HahAHA!
Eternal Chaos comes with chocolate rain you guys! CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Are you loco in the coco?
What are you doing?
Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my EYAHHG!
MY HAIR!
DUMB ROCK!
EVERYPONY FOR HERSEEEELLFF!!
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!
OH SOMEPONY SAVE ME!
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
FINE
AHAH! I KNEW IT!
MY LIFE IS RUINED!
Rather melodramatic if you ask me.
BE QUIET PONY!
Mehahahahahaha!
Games over my little ponies!
Pour... drank. pour, pour pour,
pass out... drank, drank, drank, drank, dradradradradrdrdrdrddddddd
now open your mind up and listen me kendrick
I'm in your conscience, if you do not hear me then you will be history kendrick
I know that your noxious right now and your noxious right now and im hoping im hoping to lead you to victory
open your, cause if you dont hear me, noxious erqp
gsdb aojpj a fdsgdgs
(Various words from strange black shadow creatures)
(AWESOME ORCHESTRAL STUFF)
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*sigh* Let's get this over with, Stand Back.
(Heck, I'm not writing out these lyrics. I dunno. I never wrote these down. Plus you can't hear them anyway)
That was wrong of me, and I'm very sorry.
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YREAAAGHHH! NOOOOHhohohoho!
It's Hopeless! My whole method! It's hopeless!
I can't make that jump! I was a mile off!
My whole life is a lie! Everything I've done is meaningless!
Torn down like the pillars of society!
AAAAAAAGGGHHAHAH!!!
NooAAAUUGGHHOooo!
AAAAAAHHHH!!
AOOOH!! WHUT!
I DIDGUDSGH!!
WHY? IT WAS ALMOST APHOUUUGHWATS GOIN ON?
AAAAHHHHH!!
AAAaaaaAIIIIIHHHFGGHS!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHI!!!
UHGH AGHHH!! Oohhh...
AAAAAAAGGGHHAHAH!!!
NooAAAUUGGHHOooo!
AAAAAAHHHH!!
AOOOH!! WHUT!
I DIDGUDSGH!!
WHY? IT WAS ALMOST APHOUUUGHWATS GOIN ON?
AAAAHHHHH!!
AAAaaaaAIIIIIHHHFGGHS!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHI!!!
UHGH AGHHH!! Oohhh...
AAAAHHHUUUGHGH!!
I REFUSE!
AAAHH!
EVERYTHING IS A TRAP!!
uuuUUUUGHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
There is no question about it.
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It's a key!
No, Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.
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I am the man of constant sorrow.
I've seen trouble all my days.
I bid farewell to old Kentucky,
the place where I was born and raised.
The place where he was born and raised.
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Am I 21 yet?
02:42
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Perhaps you'd better start from the beginning.
No snowmobiles and no ski's
No snowmobiles and no ski's
No snowmobiles and no ski's
Y'all know me, can full of gas, and a handfull of matches
and a can full of cheese
Y'all know me, can full of cheese
Y'all know me
Cheese wheels, G deals, keys, keys, keys
and no ski's, If y'all don't like me
y'all better listen up
cheese, no deals and no cheese
no wheels and no cheese
no post, no snowmobiles and no cheese
no no no cheese
Y'all are mad at me 'cause I can finally afford cheese
Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of cheese
To add to the wall full of cheese.
*AHEM*
(FEEDBACK)
*hem*
Man think about your life!
(Uproarious applause over "The Stars And Stripes Forever" being played by a middle school band)
And now back to the record.
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Do your mario stuff.
Here we go!
Whah! Whah!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Whahoh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Lets-a Go!
EEEeEWwaahh!
Whah!
Whahoh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Lets-a Go!
EEEeEWwaahh!
You go on. I'm just slowing you down.
Whahoh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Lets-a Go!
EEEeEWwaahh!
Whah!
Whahoh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Lets-a Go!
EEEeEWwaahh!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! shawty!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go shawty!
YEAAAAHHHH!!!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
YE-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H!!!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
(AWESOME SAX SOLO)
Lets-a Go!
EEEeEWwaahh!
Whah!
Whahoh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Lets-a Go!
EEEeEWwaahh!
Whah!
Whahoh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
(MORE AWESOME SAX SOLO)
WHaaaAaaghhh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go shawty!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
WHaaaAaaghhh!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go shawty!
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So high, so far to fall.
I feel a million miles away
So high, so far to fall.
I feel a million miles away
I don't feel anything at all
I jump from every rooftop
I feel a million miles away
I feel a million miles away
So high, so far to fall.
I feel a million miles away
So high, so far to fall.
I feel a million miles away
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Hold it! Don't anybody move! Hold it right there!
You are now rocking with FuZ3
1, 2, 3, lets go!
rap is dead, so I'ma bring it back
like DJ's do when they hear my track.
rap is dead, so I'ma bring it back
like DJ's do when they hear my YEAH!!!
rap is dead, so I'ma bring it Bring it back
like DJ's do when they hear my track.
I am so angry I am fff*DUCK GETTING SLAPPED* turning french!
rap is dead, so I'ma bring it bring it back
like DJ's do when they hear my track.
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Them there are 22's these here, 24's
Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos
Them there are 22's these here, 24's
Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos
There's a glitter in my bed
there's a stranger barbecue
all ov all over the room
Pink flamingos in my head
I smell like a pink flamingos
DJ's passed out pink flamingos
in the pool, pink flamingos
This a hickey or a pink flamingos?
I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it
My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it
I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it
My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it
Last friday night
yeah we danced on credit cards
and we took ting in the dark
and we danced on credit cards
and we danced on pink flamingos
yeah we maxed our table tops
and got kicked out of the pink flamingos
Last L-l-l-l-last Friday
Last Friday Night
We went streakinging the pink flamingos
so we hit the pink flamingos oowaaoh oowaaoh
yeah I think we broke the law oowaaoh
yeah I think we broke the pink flamingos
Fri-Fri-Fri-Fr-Fi-Friday Night!
Them there are 22's these here, 24's
Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos
Them there are 22's these here, 24's
Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos
There's a glitter in my bed
there's a stranger barbecue
all ov all over the room
Pink flamingos in my head
I smell like a pink flamingos
DJ's passed out pink flamingos
in the pool, pink flamingos
This a hickey or a pink flamingos?
I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it
My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it
I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it
My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it
Last friday night
yeah we danced on credit cards
and we took ting in the dark
and we danced on credit cards
and we danced on pink flamingos
yeah we maxed our table tops
and got kicked out of the pink flamingos
Last L-l-l-l-last Friday
Last Friday Night
We went streakinging the pink flamingos
so we hit the pink flamingos oowaaoh oowaaoh
yeah I think we broke the law oowaaoh
yeah I think we broke the pink flamingos
Fri-Fri-Fri-Fr-Fi-Friday Night!
AAAAAAALL AGAIN!
FRI-FRI-FRI-FRI-FRI!
Skinny streaking credit tops
FRI-FRI
DJ's passed out in the pool FR!-
I'm Screwed FRI-FIR-FRI-
Oh Well. Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
Skinny Streaking Credit Tops
T. G. I. F., T. G. I. F.
T. G. I. F., T. G. I. F.
T. G. I. F., T. G. I. F.
T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F.
T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F.
T. G. I. (SCREAMS AND GUNFIRE)
(SOUNDS THE US UNDER ASSAULT FROM FOREIGN INVADERS)
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