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DON'T TELL ME HOW TO MUSIC!

by Ben Drake

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1.
Callers (free) 02:52
All Systems Are Functional OKAAAAAAYYY!!! "Are you the police?" "No, Ma'am" "Do you know what a turtle is?" "Aahahaha... Oh that thing?" "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" "What are you doing? you know I have a restraining order against you!" "'Scuse me while I whip this out" (scream) "Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skulduggery ahead!" "Someday you just can't get rid of a bomb" "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!" "What seems to be the problem?" "Death" "Little hand says it's time to rock and roll" "Bring The Noise." "Alright boys. Prepare to be dazzled" "It's full of Stars" "My safe word will be whiskey." "Sorry, Rod. What was that?" "Whiskey." "Don't you mean whiskey?" "What?" "You're saying it weird." "Saying what weird?" "All of it." "Where do you get off?" "I just don't get why you're saying it that way." "Why I'm saying what what way?" "Forget it." "I will. I will forget it."
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Big Booty Paint Drank (free) 02:09
TECHNOLOGIC, TECHNOLOGIC, TECHNOLOGIC (x2) now (openyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindup) I go hard in the big booty paint drank ok, ok, big booty paint drank (openyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupand) TINY PANTS, TINY PANTS (openyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindupandopenyourmindup) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Vocoded) (Sweet Sax) I'M SORRY I COULDN'T BE WHO YOU WANTED! YOU AREN'T WHO YOU USED TO BE! YEEEAAAAAHHHHGGGGGG!!! I go hard in the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BI BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Swag (free) 03:44
That's not a word! What are you a dictionary? Ha ha ha ha.. Ah HahAHA! Eternal Chaos comes with chocolate rain you guys! CHOCOLATE RAIN! Are you loco in the coco? What are you doing? Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my EYAHHG! MY HAIR! DUMB ROCK! EVERYPONY FOR HERSEEEELLFF!! YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME! OH SOMEPONY SAVE ME! HEY! WHAT HAPPENED? I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! FINE AHAH! I KNEW IT! MY LIFE IS RUINED! Rather melodramatic if you ask me. BE QUIET PONY! Mehahahahahaha! Games over my little ponies! Pour... drank. pour, pour pour, pass out... drank, drank, drank, drank, dradradradradrdrdrdrddddddd now open your mind up and listen me kendrick I'm in your conscience, if you do not hear me then you will be history kendrick I know that your noxious right now and your noxious right now and im hoping im hoping to lead you to victory open your, cause if you dont hear me, noxious erqp gsdb aojpj a fdsgdgs (Various words from strange black shadow creatures) (AWESOME ORCHESTRAL STUFF)
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Written On The Sky (free) 04:20
*sigh* Let's get this over with, Stand Back. (Heck, I'm not writing out these lyrics. I dunno. I never wrote these down. Plus you can't hear them anyway) That was wrong of me, and I'm very sorry.
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Society (free) 02:07
YREAAAGHHH! NOOOOHhohohoho! It's Hopeless! My whole method! It's hopeless! I can't make that jump! I was a mile off! My whole life is a lie! Everything I've done is meaningless! Torn down like the pillars of society! AAAAAAAGGGHHAHAH!!! NooAAAUUGGHHOooo! AAAAAAHHHH!! AOOOH!! WHUT! I DIDGUDSGH!! WHY? IT WAS ALMOST APHOUUUGHWATS GOIN ON? AAAAHHHHH!! AAAaaaaAIIIIIHHHFGGHS!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHI!!! UHGH AGHHH!! Oohhh... AAAAAAAGGGHHAHAH!!! NooAAAUUGGHHOooo! AAAAAAHHHH!! AOOOH!! WHUT! I DIDGUDSGH!! WHY? IT WAS ALMOST APHOUUUGHWATS GOIN ON? AAAAHHHHH!! AAAaaaaAIIIIIHHHFGGHS!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHI!!! UHGH AGHHH!! Oohhh... AAAAHHHUUUGHGH!! I REFUSE! AAAHH! EVERYTHING IS A TRAP!! uuuUUUUGHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Galinmazoo (free) 01:35
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Damp (free) 02:36
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!! There is no question about it.
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Much More Better (free) 02:20
It's a key! No, Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.
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Farewell Kentucky (free) 01:55
I am the man of constant sorrow. I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised. The place where he was born and raised.
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Am I 21 yet? 02:42
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Perhaps you'd better start from the beginning. No snowmobiles and no ski's No snowmobiles and no ski's No snowmobiles and no ski's Y'all know me, can full of gas, and a handfull of matches and a can full of cheese Y'all know me, can full of cheese Y'all know me Cheese wheels, G deals, keys, keys, keys and no ski's, If y'all don't like me y'all better listen up cheese, no deals and no cheese no wheels and no cheese no post, no snowmobiles and no cheese no no no cheese Y'all are mad at me 'cause I can finally afford cheese Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of cheese To add to the wall full of cheese. *AHEM* (FEEDBACK) *hem* Man think about your life! (Uproarious applause over "The Stars And Stripes Forever" being played by a middle school band) And now back to the record.
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Ffuts Oiram (free) 03:28
Do your mario stuff. Here we go! Whah! Whah! WHaaaAaaghhh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Whahoh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Lets-a Go! EEEeEWwaahh! Whah! Whahoh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Lets-a Go! EEEeEWwaahh! You go on. I'm just slowing you down. Whahoh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Lets-a Go! EEEeEWwaahh! Whah! Whahoh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Lets-a Go! EEEeEWwaahh! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! shawty! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go shawty! YEAAAAHHHH!!! WHaaaAaaghhh! WHaaaAaaghhh! YE-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H!!! WHaaaAaaghhh! (AWESOME SAX SOLO) Lets-a Go! EEEeEWwaahh! Whah! Whahoh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Lets-a Go! EEEeEWwaahh! Whah! Whahoh! WHaaaAaaghhh! (MORE AWESOME SAX SOLO) WHaaaAaaghhh! WHaaaAaaghhh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go shawty! WHaaaAaaghhh! WHaaaAaaghhh! WHaaaAaaghhh! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go shawty!
14.
Millie On Clubs (free) 03:40
So high, so far to fall. I feel a million miles away So high, so far to fall. I feel a million miles away I don't feel anything at all I jump from every rooftop I feel a million miles away I feel a million miles away So high, so far to fall. I feel a million miles away So high, so far to fall. I feel a million miles away
15.
My Track (free) 02:29
Hold it! Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! You are now rocking with FuZ3 1, 2, 3, lets go! rap is dead, so I'ma bring it back like DJ's do when they hear my track. rap is dead, so I'ma bring it back like DJ's do when they hear my YEAH!!! rap is dead, so I'ma bring it Bring it back like DJ's do when they hear my track. I am so angry I am fff*DUCK GETTING SLAPPED* turning french! rap is dead, so I'ma bring it bring it back like DJ's do when they hear my track.
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Them there are 22's these here, 24's Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos Them there are 22's these here, 24's Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos There's a glitter in my bed there's a stranger barbecue all ov all over the room Pink flamingos in my head I smell like a pink flamingos DJ's passed out pink flamingos in the pool, pink flamingos This a hickey or a pink flamingos? I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it Last friday night yeah we danced on credit cards and we took ting in the dark and we danced on credit cards and we danced on pink flamingos yeah we maxed our table tops and got kicked out of the pink flamingos Last L-l-l-l-last Friday Last Friday Night We went streakinging the pink flamingos so we hit the pink flamingos oowaaoh oowaaoh yeah I think we broke the law oowaaoh yeah I think we broke the pink flamingos Fri-Fri-Fri-Fr-Fi-Friday Night! Them there are 22's these here, 24's Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos Them there are 22's these here, 24's Like you a little bit, love me a pink flamingos There's a glitter in my bed there's a stranger barbecue all ov all over the room Pink flamingos in my head I smell like a pink flamingos DJ's passed out pink flamingos in the pool, pink flamingos This a hickey or a pink flamingos? I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it I'm contagious, yeah, I'm back at it My swag's so sick with good luck you might catch it Last friday night yeah we danced on credit cards and we took ting in the dark and we danced on credit cards and we danced on pink flamingos yeah we maxed our table tops and got kicked out of the pink flamingos Last L-l-l-l-last Friday Last Friday Night We went streakinging the pink flamingos so we hit the pink flamingos oowaaoh oowaaoh yeah I think we broke the law oowaaoh yeah I think we broke the pink flamingos Fri-Fri-Fri-Fr-Fi-Friday Night! AAAAAAALL AGAIN! FRI-FRI-FRI-FRI-FRI! Skinny streaking credit tops FRI-FRI DJ's passed out in the pool FR!- I'm Screwed FRI-FIR-FRI- Oh Well. Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops Skinny Streaking Credit Tops T. G. I. F., T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F., T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F., T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F. T. G. I. F. T. G. I. (SCREAMS AND GUNFIRE) (SOUNDS THE US UNDER ASSAULT FROM FOREIGN INVADERS)

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YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL ME HOW TO MUSIC?!? WELL YOU CAN'T! I MAKE WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE MAKING! THERE ARE NO LIMITS! NO IDEAS REJECTED! LETS GO PEOPLE!

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released April 4, 2013

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